Things a man has to do to qualify as your crush:
- Must be able to give you at least one sleepless night thinking all about him…even if you have some emergency to attend to. (like preparing for an engineering exam scheduled the next day on a subject whose title even is alien to you...)
- Must be able to make a guest appearance in at least 90% of your dreams.
- Must be present in all your daydreams.
- Must be able to switch on the song “Tum aaye to haawao mein ek nasha sa hai…” on the back of your mind when he enters the room. (If he is a celebrity then his entrance would mean entrance into the television screen space with you in the same room as the television is located.)
- Must be able to make you sit for hours doing nothing…with a stupid complacent smile on your face and a whistle blowing blush on your cheeks.
- Must be able to make you interested in Honolulu if that is where he hails from.
- Must be able to make you choose magenta over midnight blue because he told you (personally or in a newspaper interview) that he has a fetish for that colour.
- Must be able to make you wonder about his relationship status. (If he is a celebrity like Ian Thorpe then this step would mean looking him up in the internet and breaking your heart when certain reports identify him as gay.)
- And most importantly…must be able to take your interest off the other available hunks.
PS: Crush was level 1. Level 2 is love. So how does a man promote himself from level 1 to level 2? Or is there a cheat code for direct entry?
We will talk about that some other day...
a peek into ur blogs suggest..sportsmen appear to be personal favorites to cite as examples :)! I m sure few would be waiting for the Sequel to this :P !
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