Sunday, September 23, 2012

God of the moment


Important disclaimer: The intent of this post is not to disrespect any faith and I completely absolve myself of any responsibility to soothe the frayed of nerves of the people who might feel agitated by it.

Now that I have ensured that no frustrated fanatic can use this post as an excuse to whet their appetite for blood let me proceed with what I wanted to say.

What is the definition of God?

God is someone whom you look up to for protection in a situation which you cannot salvage on your own.
[Although I feel that god can also be defined as the most widely used excuse to bring about catastrophic destruction.]

Anyway...

In life we often come across such crises and who do we ask for help?

I need to eat...but I’m 2 months old.
I need a few more runs to break a record...but my knee is hurt and I can’t run.
I’m in a building that’s on fire...but the exits are blocked.

... ... ...

Yes...we go through such situations every day and we succeed to survive with help from the god of the moment. Sometimes we thank them...sometimes we don’t even acknowledge their importance. Sometimes we are mesmerized by the god of the moment...sometimes we blame them out of confusion.

We often believe that God is omnipotent not to elevate Him to the glorified status but because that way we only need to show gratitude to God and we are done. But gods of the moments...they are often as vulnerable as us. And just showing gratitude would not be enough. We also need to ensure that if and when that person is stuck somewhere we would try our best to be the god of his/her moment. On the contrary we do not have a moral obligation to be there for a God that is omnipotent.

It would indeed be a better world if we could confer gods of the moments an equal status and try to worship Them in the correct way...that is by helping Them in Their hour of need or by emulating Them when others are in need.


Thursday, September 13, 2012

Cheapness


We will talk about a particularly cheap person today...literally cheap...not figuratively.

This miser keeps a timepiece handy while making calls. The calls will always end at x minutes 59 seconds. Did you say long distance calls? No...this rule applies for all calls. The justification given is he is utilizing every bit of money that he has paid for the service. When the pay per second pulse had been introduced this person was largely benefitted and could make calls without the distraction of frequent glances at the watch. But then unfortunately the rate went up to 1.2p/sec from 1p/sec and after an elaborate comparison between the running promotional offers the person had to go back to his paranoid policy.

This miser also tries to fall ill when his medicines approach their expiry date. Again the logic is he needs to put the products purchased into proper use.

The perplexing part is that it is hard to justify his frugal behaviour.

This person does not have any monetary woes and has no overt need to save every penny that he can.
There are some people who save every to support some social cause. This person does not have any such inclination either.
Then there is one type of misers who would live like a king on other people’s money but would never spend a dime on others. But this person does not like to sponge off other people. Then what is it?

Cheapness you see...is a hobby for some people.
Some live to earn money, some live to spend money...these people live to optimize spent money.