Types of men

Wine- These men would make women feel very special when they are with women but would only leave painful after-effects in their wake. Women simply get addicted to them. Even though every woman is aware of the sins of these men yet women find them absolutely irresistible.

Milk chocolate- These men are appallingly sweet and are suitable dating material only in the teenage. As women mature they gradually outgrow them.

Candy- These men can be the occasional sin for women…maybe the content of their fantasies for a couple of days only to be discarded ruthlessly in favour of someone with a better taste.

Ice-cream- These men are hopelessly romantic. Women enjoy their company at first but with time they turn clingy and mushy and create a lot of mess.

Dark chocolate- These men are intelligent, strong and intensely masculine. All women secretly desire to have one of these. The danger involved is of being overtaken and manipulated.

Junk food 1 (costly)- These men are costly to maintain, they only serve the purpose of an accessory in front of friends and after a certain period of time women realize that they have been duped by good advertising.

Junk food 2 (roadside and cheap)- These men would give women instant gratification but a day later they realise the unsavoury after-effects.

Putrid food- These men have an abhorrent quality in them. Women would rather die of starvation than have them.

Stale cake- These men used to be prized catches at some point of time but as of now they have lost their aura and magnetism.

Foreign cuisine- These men attract women very fast but the charm wears off even faster and soon women tend to feel lost and homesick.

Tea/Coffee- These men stimulate women and seemingly bring out the best in women by flattering them a lot. But there are some pretty unnerving long term side effects.

Milk- These men have all the nice qualities but women never want them. They would rather set these men up with their best friends.

Fruits- These men would definitely do a lot of good for the women they date but they are painfully boring.

Litchi- These men are almost perfect but a certain woman for some inexplicable reason may not want them even though she may appreciate all the qualities in them. (I chose litchi because I don’t like litchi whereas everybody else does…while reading you must substitute litchi with some food of your choice…something that you find unpalatable but others seem to relish.)

Salad- These men are undoubtedly very nourishing for women but if only they had a better dressing women would find them more interesting.

Dal-bhaat (calling them pulses and rice would have taken away the charm)- These men are the simpletons who are often chosen by women with some deep scar from their past from a man with normal intellect. (read food poisoning from eating out)

Meat- These men are filthy rich and women tend to flock around them leaving everything else behind but a after spending some significant amount of time together they are left feeling hollow and sick.

Medicine- These men are those whom women run to in times of trouble. Sure enough they can provide a cure to all the problems but for some unfathomable reason women find them bitter and repulsive.

Sizzler- These men always hold themselves in super high esteem and keep boasting about themselves. Sooner or later they go cold and the emptiness becomes apparent.

Water- This man is indispensable. You have him everyday yet you need him all the time to stay alive and happy. Yes…he is the one.