I hate Tuesdays

Every Monday I get a mail from the HR department titled “Thank god it’s Monday.”

Now that’s what you call hypocrisy at its best. I usually take revenge on them by promptly deleting the mail…unread. But the magnanimous HR department never seems to mind…they keep sending those every Monday without any signs of waning energy.

But is Monday really the worst day of the week? I think it has gathered too much of negative publicity. After the weekend break I have seen most people attack their work with lots of freshness and renewed energy on Mondays.

Tuesday is the day which is actually the worst day of the week. With the weekend edge worn off Tuesdays just offer us a long week ahead. And unlike Wednesdays they don’t even come with any reassurance. [After Wednesday’s work you can tell yourself that more than half the week is over.]

I know that Tuesdays make me unhappy also because I was born on one. How do I know that I was unhappy?

I was crying.

So were you after you were born.

[ Why do people cry after being born? Let's think of birth as end of death.

There are many ways of looking at this situation.

1. The thought of living made the soul cry. That just means death must feel like bliss which is good news for every one.
2. The soul is still mourning his/her death in the previous birth and is yet to realize the new turn of events. 
3. Weight issues. Most babies are fat and they probably don't like it. ] 

Well let's come back to the topic after quite a bit of digression…I hate Tuesdays.

In fact my hatred for Tuesdays is so much that a little bit of love is bound to creep in.

You see Tuesdays make us long…long hard for the weekend…

Grief helps us to value happiness…

Abstinence makes the sex more intense…
And Tuesdays make my weekends priceless.